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Shadows of people

Two hunters are out in the woods when one falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other hunter calls the emergency services. “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.”  There is a silence, then a shot is heard.  The the hunter says: “OK, now what? 










Fire Truck

A blonde calls up the fire department to report a fire at her house. The person on the other end says,'stay calm mam. Now how do we get there?' The blonde replies,'Duhh! your big red truck!'